Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 22 May 2023

I will remember this day for a long time.

In all of my days, I used to be able to watch Pip Scofield and Holly, knowing that whatever happened with the world, there were always two people on the screen who had no problem posing for a selfie with me.

Now those days are gone. Twenty years though with Pip. I suppose he can spend some more time with Gordon. The Gopher, not Brown. I mean, that would be an absolutely rubbish sit-com wouldn't it?

Toodle pip.