Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 21 July 2023

Gosh, crikey, phwoar, I say, that was a close one.

Almost had that Laurence Fox as our Mp. I mean, we didn't, obviously, but we could have. If more people had voted for him that would have been a disaster.

I hear that the bloke before was a bit of Rum Cove. It is great that the locals didn't make the same mistakes, isn't it?