Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 March 2023

Gosh, crikey, phwoar.

Some old Latin nonsense.

That's four hours I will never get back and no mistake.

The most expensive lawyer in the land, and me and my charms, they will never take me down.

No, they won't.

What, the audience on Question Time doesn't support me any more?

I really am finished, aren't I?