Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 January 2023

Well, I must say that Prince Harry seems to be a bit of a lad, doesn't he?

I mean I thought I was disaster, but Harry really takes the biscuit.

I thought I was the king of dysfunctional sibling relationships, and what-not, but really.

Anyway, I read the Sunday Times today, with all of the best bits in, so I won't be buying the book, so thanks for that me old muckers.

Before I was Prime Minister and a bit objectionable I was a journalist, like Richard Madeley and Piers Morgan. I wonder what happened to those blokes.