Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 July 2013

Congratulations to the Royal Couple Wills and Kate on the new #RoyalBaby. Thank god he wasn't blonde! With my reputation, people would put two and two together.

I believe they have called him George Alexander Louis. Sounds like the name of someone who went to the moon. They should have called him Boris. I never went to the moon, but I was pretty close when I got stuck on that zip-wire during the Olympics.

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