Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 31 October 2012

Bloody well annoyed with Iain Duncan Smith for contradicting me. I took the right decision for the people who will help me become Prime Minister when I can get rid of Dave.

Have my Halloween costume all sorted out I've got my old shell suit out and some cheap gold jewelry and with my natural hair I can go as Sir Jimmy. Michael Hesletine is coming to the party so I can get him the background of every photo just like the photos of Jimmy with royals and tories in the 80's.

Have to work out an above inflation rise to tube fairs as well.