Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 9 October 2012
Tory party Conference
Prime Minister Cameron (i'm dispensing with the niceties of his first name) has called me a mop - referring to my blond hair I presume.
I responded during my speech to delegates by calling him a broom - mopping up Labours mess. Even though everybody knows that Tories hire low paid plebs to do all the manual work for them!
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