Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 May 2012

I have been elected Mayor of London for another four years...

Altogether now - SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME

Bor-ris Bor-ris Bor-ris Bor-ris!

I'm the King of The Castle! And a dirty rascal!

Phew. That felt good. Just had to get it out of my system.

Probably should have waited until I got out of the library. Hey-ho.