Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 5 May 2012
I have been elected Mayor of London for another four years...
Altogether now - SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME
Bor-ris Bor-ris Bor-ris Bor-ris!
I'm the King of The Castle! And a dirty rascal!
Phew. That felt good. Just had to get it out of my system.
Probably should have waited until I got out of the library. Hey-ho.