Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 May 2012

He he he he...!

I won on second preference votes after failing to gain more than 50% in the first round.

Amazingly I bucked the national trend after heavy Tory losses elsewhere.

Lib Dem Brian Paddick saw his vote collapse and he was beaten into fourth place by Green Jenny Jones, with independent Siobhan Benita fifth.

Not that they matter, today London, tomorrow the w.....

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