Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

I have made promises to get more people into work and investigate why Londoners are 'losing out' to foreigners in jobs market.

Tosh, I know, but it sounds good to the voters - and I think we Tories really do need something that sounds hopeful to the proletariat, don't you?

That Cameron could yet destroy my beloved Conservative party you know!