Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 May 2012

Results still not in but exit polls looking VERY good for me.

Meanwhile around the country, voters have given Tory councilors a bloody nose and Cameron has apologized to them for the 'difficult national backdrop'.

Next week Andy Coulson and Rebekkah Brooks will appear at the Leveson inquiry. Looks like my old mate Cam's House of Cards could be falling down.

Never mind old chum - I'm sure I'd make a good caretaker PM and i'm only round the corner...
Today London, tomorrow - the country?

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