Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 May 2012

This morning, counting not yet completed, it seems I had 53 percent of Thursday's vote to 47 percent for Red Ken Livingstone in the hotly contested race, according to the YouGov poll for London's Evening Standard.

Nail-biting stuff.

If I do win and retain the Mayorship of London, I'll thank Red Ken, and might throw a bit of praise his way.

If I lose, I'll accuse him of dirty tricks, oh... the waiting!


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