Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 3 May 2012

The things that Londoners are passionate and concerned about!
I have promised:
Make streets safer with 1000 more police on the beat - Boost Safer Neighbourhood teams - To establish a new Sentencing Unit for London to concentrate on violent crime.
Red Ken has promised:
Reverse the cut in police numbers - Safer Neighbourhood Teams will be beefed up to nine officers, all with a sergeant to lead them - 20 pilot projects to tackle gang and youth crime.

Today we will find out who has the best policies.

Me I hope!


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