Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 April 2012

The Guardian have revealed that I am on course to be re-elected as London mayor on 3 May, according to the latest ComRes poll giving me a clear lead of 8% over my desperate Labour rival, Ken Livingstone - hurrah!

The Telegraph said:
Boris Johnson will be re-elected mayor next week but risks becoming a political "cripple" without key aides or an effective majority in the London Assembly, according to an opinion poll.

I don't understand that?