Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Me and Ken Livingstone are locked in heated battle. Over buses. Is this really what Londoners are interested in? - cause it is!

Last time around, in 2008, I stood on a platform of cutting waste and using the money to build a "new fleet of Routemaster buses".

My opponent Ken Livingstone bitterly opposed me, saying that the cost of re-introducing conductors would be £100m a year alone.

I countered with much lower calculations, and commentators, academics, and transport officials all excitedly joined in the fight.

Fancy Ken opposing creating jobs for his benefit seeking supporters?