Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 November 2016

Wow, is it ever nice to be winding down after a long presidency. I gotta say, I think I'll look pretty good, history-wise, especially being between Baby Bush and Trump.

Ya, the only bad part is all these people lining up to try to get pardons before my term is over, knowing this is a time when most presidents pardon people. I get a new piece of African Art once a week from Bill Cosby. Wesley Snipes wants a pardon so he can get a job again. O.J. offered his Heisman Trophy.

I need a vacation...