Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Dear Diary - Man oh man, I am sick of hearing nothing but talk about Obamacare this and Obamacare that. My goodness, those darn GOPers sure know how to stir things up.

And that reindeer-looking Alaskan skank Sarah "Snowflake" Palin is the very worst.

I have no idea what makes that piece of caribou ovary think that anyone here in the Lower 48 gives a rat's ass about her opinion.

She really needs to keep her Tea Bag Party butt up in Wasilla and concentrate on raising her daughters right so that the other two don't follow in the undisciplined footsteps of Bristol The Pistol as Ann Coulter nicknamed her.

President B. Obama