Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 24 November 2013

Dear Diary - As if I don't already have enough problems. Now that embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has just sent me an email asking if I would grant him asylum if he has to leave Canada.

I replied that I would have to discuss the matter with my chief advisors.

I immediately called up George Clooney and he said that he was against it. I then called up Oprah Winfrey and she said ditto.

I know what my sweety Michelle will say and I am pretty sure Joey Biden will be against the idea as well.

I guess I'll email Robby back and tell him to email Russian President Vladimir Putin, he will most probably take him in.

President Obama