Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 October 2013

Dear Diary - I received a phone call today from Mitt Romney's running mate Paul Ryan. It seems that he heard that I had referred to him as Little Bunny Foo Foo.

He asked that I please not ever call him that name again as it is embarrassing.

I told him to get over it and added that it sounds a whole lot better than one of his other nicknames; Lyin' Ryan.

President Obama