Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Dear Diary - I guess that those GOPers have nothing better to do than to sit around and criticize me.

I can see them whining about Syria, Health Care, the economy, and food stamps, but now they are starting to criticize my golf game and my Washington Redskins.

I happen to know that Ann "Horse Face" Coulter is one of the worst offenders. But little does that long-legged, evil heathen know that I have instructed the IRS to go over her tax returns with a fine tooth comb.

Maybe if I get lucky, Annie will be criticizing me from prison.

President B. Obama

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