Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 May 2012

Extracts from my statement on gay marriage:

Gay marriage - why not? I love gay marriage. I recommend everyone goes for the bi one gte one free option! Ha...
Seriously though, nothing wrong with a bit of same sex sex. Just the terminology guys! You need a more user friendly title - why not adopt 'bro-mance' from the Hollywood film guys? We'll think of something for the ladies later...

PS Michelle - if your reading this, I'm not gay. Its just my job!