Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 11 January 2010

Harry Reid made some kind of statement about me talking black only when I wanted to, and now the media and the Republicans are playing it up and calling for his head.

Since he is a Christian infidel and will burn in hell anyway, it doesn't much matter to me. I also don't speak that ebonics crap anyway, except when I want votes from those lowlife morons.

At least Harry didn't call me a "porch monkey" or a "raghead" or a "sand nigger." If he had, I'd have called my Al Quida buddies to rip his head off and shit down his neck.