Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 10 January 2010

Daily To Do List:

1. It's Sunday, so I think that I'll not go to church this morning (as if I could be caught going into a mosque...political suicide!).

2. Have photographers take pictures of me watching the NFL playoff games, even though I don't know a damned thing about football (of course, I don't know anything about running a country either....does this mean I could coach a team to the Super Bowl?).

3. Make a statement opposing gun violence and gambling in the NBA. Of course the statement will be meaningless, but it will get me more face time on television and improve my ratings with the morons.

4. I understand that the low class morons in Europe are called "Chav." Find out if that's what they call the people in this country that elected me.

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