Barack Obama - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 5 January 2010
That stupid Christmas holiday is over and now everyone will forget about Jesus again until Easter. I've got three months to try once again to convert this country to Islam before the next Christian holiday hits.
I wonder if anyone will notice that I'm changing the coins to read "In Allah We Trust"?
We spent the holidays in Hawaii and I couldn't find a forger good enough to craft me a realistic looking birth certificate. What a waste of time.
I hate Christmas. I oughta have some of those NRA folks shoot the Reindeer in interest of national security.
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