Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 20 February 2009

Motherfucker! Dem crackers at the motherfuckin' New York Times done pictured me as a motherfuckin' monkey.

Kocksuckin' Klansmen! Gonna get a posse of ma homies and see how dem mofo crackers like to see my nine. Nah. That's for ballers n' bangers. Phoned the Military. Ordered a pre-emptive strike, usin' dem laser-guided missiles, n' blew up 200 of their cars.

They gonna need new cars now. Two birds with one stone. Show'd dem honkey white boys who's Masser now, n' saved the US car industry.