Barack Obama - My Fake Diary
Monday, 16 February 2009
I knew Friday 13th would be bad luck. Got up on Saturday and couldn't find my Spiderman pencil (an' you know f'sho, I ain't writin' nuttin' widout my Spidey pencil)
Sent one of my aides out this morning to Toys'R'Us to get me a new pencil. Changed his job title to Spiderman Pencil Purchaser, then filled his ol' position with a homey.
One more job created.
Chief of Staff came to see me today. Says I need to start spendin' the money to re-invigorate da economy. Shit! I gotta figure out some way of makin' jobs. Gonna start by gettin' 50 of my homies to form a think-tank. That's fiddy jobs mo'.
Hey! Wait up!
Gonna get 50 think-tanks. That's 25 hunnerd jobs created. I'm so smart!
No wonder y'all voted for me.
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