Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 February 2009

I knew Friday 13th would be bad luck. Got up on Saturday and couldn't find my Spiderman pencil (an' you know f'sho, I ain't writin' nuttin' widout my Spidey pencil)

Sent one of my aides out this morning to Toys'R'Us to get me a new pencil. Changed his job title to Spiderman Pencil Purchaser, then filled his ol' position with a homey.

One more job created.

Chief of Staff came to see me today. Says I need to start spendin' the money to re-invigorate da economy. Shit! I gotta figure out some way of makin' jobs. Gonna start by gettin' 50 of my homies to form a think-tank. That's fiddy jobs mo'.

Hey! Wait up!

Gonna get 50 think-tanks. That's 25 hunnerd jobs created. I'm so smart!

No wonder y'all voted for me.

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