Barack Obama - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 19 February 2009
My kids upset me today. They were jivin' wid me, tellin' me that the job is gonna age me some.
They said I took the job lookin' like a young Will Smith, but I'm gonna leave it lookin' like Morgan Freeman.
What do dem bitches know?
I said that'll be 'cos I'll be as goddam old as Morgan Freeman by the time I leave.
Michelle has ruined my best suit. She put it in the washin' machine. I aksed her why she washed it in the machine. She said It's OK bro' - I switched it onto a wool wash.
Dumb bitch - now I know where the kids get it from.
I ordered my new helicopter this morning. That big ol' one that Bush had ain't my bag. I ordered one that looks like the Batcopter. I should wear the Batman suit as well, but Michelle likes me to wear it in bed. She one strange ho' at times. I still like my Spiderman PJ's.
Some o' the bread I got from the Senate is goin' t' make the whole of the US of A wi-fi bro'! Got a call from the Wiremakers of America union. Now dem no-fo's ain't happy!
What was that sayin'? You can make some of da homies happy some of da time...