Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 10 April 2009

My Cannibal Cook Book Recipe #1

White Pan Fried Testicles

This dish is a favorite of Michelle's and her friends. My gay brothers love it too. It makes the perfect appetizer before your main meal.

Ingredients:

8 - 10 white honkey ball sacks with balls intact
1 oil gland
2 eggs
white flour
salt and pepper

Directions:

Dip the white honkey balls in the beaten egg mix, skivvy through some flour and sprinkle with salt and pepper to taste.

Heat the squeezed oil gland in a frying pan and fry until "Barack" brown.

Serve with sperm sauce or your victims caramelised blood.

"You know I love you back"!