Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Team GB double Gold medal winner Mo Farah (who?) has called on me to employ him as Arsenals fitness coach.

Actually, I have seen clips of Mo winning the Olympic 5,000 & 10,000km in the Stratford stadium. I was even more impressed with his 'MOBOT' celebration gesture at the end.

We have been missing something like this since Tony Adams and Steve Bould retired, they used to stick their hands up in the air to signal an offside to the ref. A synchronised gesture like this will tighten our defence up and help us to win the league this year.

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