Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 9 September 2012

Nicolaas Bendtner - the self styled 'best striker in the world' is out on loan to Juventus for the season - although they only took him at the eleventh hour when Didier Drogba turned them down.

Last season he was on loan for the season at Sunderland, but despite this I still believe he has a future at Arsenal.

Not on the pitch, but working in the cloakroom or brewing the Carlsberg or summit.