Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 23 June 2012

I have been asked by an Italian journalist if Robin Van Persie will go to Juventus before the start of the season.

I told him I would buy him an ice cream if this happens. I think there is more chance of him shaving his hair into a mohican like that clown Balotelli than him going to play for Juventus, but hey, what do I know, I'm only the manager of Arsenal.

I am not an expert on ice cream, that is what I know, I promised the journo a Caramello, but I think I mean't a Cornetto...