Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

Our chief executive Ivan Gazidis has opened contract talsk with Robin van Persie on a new deal, at £130,000 a week.

I hope this is enough money for him. I myself do not earn this much from Arsenal, as the manager I should be the top earner to earn respect of the players.

All the players have better cars than me, but at least I am loyal to France by buying a Renault Megane.


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