Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 28 March 2012
I've decided to trim the wage bill at Arsenal for next season.
Andrey Arshavin (£75,000-a-week), Marouane Chamakh (£60,000), Sebastien Squillaci, Nicklas Bendtner, Denilson and Carlos Vela (all on £50,000) will leave at the end of the season.
Goalkeeper Manuel Almunia, who is on £60,000-a-week, will also be let go once his current deal expires.
Hopefully the chairman will pay me a bonus for saving the club over £20 million. That reminds me, I must visit Monaco and open an account in the name of my dog.
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