Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 24 September 2008

Wow, I haven't written anything in my diary for three or four days, and so much has happened.

Maybe I'll getting around to putting it all down sometime, but let's just say that I learned some lessons this week:

1. You can get in real trouble for popping bra straps in crowded hallways if someone sees who is really doing it.

2. Junior High School girls don't have a sense of humor and are just too young to have nice tits.

3. Hide your porn, especially if you have a snoopy little sister who will show it to your Mom if she finds it.

4. School teachers are more anal than accountants and don't have any sense of humor.

5. Making fart noises in church can get you in real trouble.