Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

I found a home pregnancy test in the trashcan in the bathroom and it was "blue."

Naturally, I had to take this and tape in on the refrigerator door for everyone to see. My sister is going to be in soooo much trouble!

We went to the swimming pool today. I love summer so much more than winter. When it is cold, the girls all wear parkas and they hang way down, so you can't see who's got a nice rack or who's flat chested or who's got a tight ass.

Bikinis put it all out there for everyone to see.

There were these girls at the pool that were so hot that I had to stay in the water for a while until I cooled off.

I think girls who wear thong bikinis are just asking for it. Unfortunately, they are not asking me.