Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Monday, 11 May 2009

Wow, four months since I've written in my diary. Not much has really happened to me.

I haven't gotten laid this year (though I've told my friends I get lucky at least once a week).

I found out that my little sister discovered my secret stash of rubbers and poked little holes in all of them. She's only twelve, but she thinks she's a hottie. I've already decided that when she goes on the pill, I'm switching them out for skittles. See how she likes getting knocked up!

I also thought about using her razor she uses on her legs to shave my ass or something. See how she likes that!

I think sometimes that I ought to use one of those condoms on one of her friends and see how she likes it. Her BFF Jackie has these huge knockers and no brains, so she might like to make it with an older, more sophisticated guy like me.

Maybe I could do all of her friends so that they could have the experience of doing an upperclassman! I'll break into her computer, send them all an e-mail pretending that I was her and tell them how great I am in bed. That'll make them think that she's into incest too. Boy, would she be pissed when finds out, but maybe I can score with one of her friends before she learns what I did.

Hey, a chance at free pussy is worth having your little sister mad at you for a few days.