Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Wow, what a wonderful two weeks!

The Freshmen girls all think I'm hot and sexy and won't leave me alone. I've had girls offer to buy me lunch every day and some even want to pay me to date them. I thinks that makes me a jiggle-o (or something like that, even though the girls are the ones that jiggle).

I've even gotten phone calls from seventh and eighth grade girls (a little bit too young).

I have no idea how it's going on the "get my sister knocked up" mission since I poked the holes in her stash of condoms.

Just one more week of school until summer break, so I may have to take drastic measures (hide a webcam in her bathroom and post naked pictures of her on the internet or something).