Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary
Friday, 3 July 2009
School has been out and we have been on summer vacation for five weeks, so I have not written in my diary.
Something happened this morning, however, that made me need to write here. Right now, I can hear my sister in the bathroom throwing up! I think my mission to get her knocked up worked! Back in May, I pocked little holes in her condom stash to get even with her.
Anyway, Mom and Dad are going to be really pissed at her and I may actually be the favorite for a while (which will help since my last report card wasn't so good).
I hope my sister doesn't try to romanticize this baby thing. I'm going to have to remind her often that she looks fat and that no guy would want to do her.
Wait, I just thought of something. If you do a pregnant girl, she can't get knocked up again! They are probably all feeling lonely and ugly and will take any guy that says nice things to them! I think their nipples are also supposed to be more sensitive (at least it said that on a movie once).
Yeah, I might get some easy lays doing preggos! And I won't even have to worry about wearing a rubber.
Angus, you are good!
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