Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 August 2009

Summer break is over and school starts this Monday. It's been a fun summer, but now I have to go back to the old grind.

What did I accomplish on my summer break? Well, I got my sister knocked up....no, it wasn't incest or anything...I'll screw anything, but not like that....no, I just poked holes in her stash of condoms.

Anyway, she gets to go through the school year as the pregnant girl.

I got laid a couple of times this summer, and it wasn't even sloppy seconds and I didn't have to pay for it or beg or anything. I even scored with one of the Freshmen class cheerleaders. I mean, she's only a freshmen, but she is a cheerleader!

I've kind of decided that the size of the breasts has nothing to do with whether or not it is great sex. I mean, little ones are just as much fun to play with as big ones. It's also easier to play with them if you let the girl get on top (but don't do that with the fat girls, because April Johnson almost crushed my Johnson, if you know what I mean).


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