Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 August 2009

Man, the first day of the school year and I already blew it!

I've got Miss Bonner for health class. She's like 25 years old and really hot and it looked like her boobs were going to explode out of this top that she wore that was two sizes too small.

Anyway, I was daydreaming about playing with her boobies and had a huge woody under my desk when she called on me. Instead of calling her by name, I blew it. I called her "Missed Boner."

The girls all turned red giggled and the guys all laughed. She just looked at me and smiled in a devilish "I'll make sure that you burn in hell and never pass my class" way.

I'm screwed up the ass, and I didn't even get a reach around.

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