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Tuesday, 24 January 2017

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Donald Trump continues to pedal the theory that fraudulent illegal alien voters cost him the popular vote in the presidential election.

Now, the man who predicted Donald Trump would win the election says, it was not illegal aliens, but space aliens that tipped the US election in Trump's favor.

I talked to Tony Fife at his compound in Gaslight, Nevada, where he and others like him are preparing for an alien invasion following the inauguration of Donald Trump as US President.

"Look, the Illuminati have already given up on this planet, they saw what was coming with the aliens manipulating the US elections, the Illuminati are moving on to take control of the marijuana farms on Mars."

"The alien invaders know that after they take over earth, they will still need humans around because that's the easiest way to continue increasing the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, which is part of their plan to make earth more habitable for them. So that explains why the aliens don't just outright take control of or invade the planet, that would really freak out the human population and could disrupt CO2 emissions."

Fife went on with his fantastic tale.

"No, a stable growth in human population and CO2 is part of their plan. The purpose of putting Donald Trump in the White House, as envisioned by the alien leader Chatemohec, is to sow enough chaos and war so that the population of earth will accept alien control."

Asked how we would know when this alien takeover is going to happen, Fife explained:

"Well it will happen as soon as President Trump does something that creates an existential crisis for humanity, then the alien invasion will be seen as a salvation, a rescue from our own self destruction, we'll gladly submit to alien control."

Pausing thoughtfully, Fife gave a time frame for the coming takeover.

"I'd say it could happen within six months to a year, people need to start getting ready now."

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