Written by Al N.
Print this

Sunday, 22 January 2017

image for Trump Complains That Media Underestimated Size of His Inauguration Crowd
"There was a HUGE crowd at my inauguration" claimed Trump.

Washington, DC Newly-sworn in U.S. President Donald Trump spent a lot of his first full day as President complaining and tweeting that the media underestimated the size of his Inauguration crowd.

"It's because they are all jealous at the HUGE amount of people that attended my inauguration. It was absolutely overwhelming the number of people that came and flooded the streets. And it was very satisfying that everything was orderly-you could still navigate through the massive crowds if you needed to get somewhere. Not like Obama's inauguration when people were jammed in everywhere with no regard for space. My people left lots of space for those that needed it" Trump said.

"Trump did have a lot of people at his inauguration. Except that most of them were there to protest his Presidency" remarked a newsman.

Make Al N.'s day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 3 plus 5?

2 8 24 21
45 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more