NATO HQ, Brussels - (Armageddon Press): NATO military intelligence sources today dubbed the latest Forbes Rich List as the sort of 'priceless fiction' that made their litigation department swell with pride.
"Selling these cold war crooks are re-invented bona-fide good-guys has been a Labour Party of love as far as we are concerned," the source chuckled today.
"You have no idea how hard we've had to work to let Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and the other top 50 mobsters think they're finally off the hook for good!
"The latest Rich List still allows Gates to claim public ownership of Microsoft and we can live with that for a little while more.
"Same with Sergey Brin and Larry Page's claims to Google, and the frontmen grandstanding claims to eBay and PayPal.
"Never in a million years did we think this disinformation exercise would ever be so wildly successful.
"And for that we have to thank the Clinton/Gore Administrations for taking over the reins from the Reagan/Bush1 fiction factory, before selling it on to the most gullible and moronic bunch of psychopathic killers ever to slime their way into the White House.
"But then corralling Bush2/Cheney was always our long-term objective!
"We hope you enjoy the unfolding events every bit as much as we at NATO military intelligence."
