NATO HQ, Brussels - (Armageddon Press): NATO military intelligence officials reacted with derision today at Vladimir Sputum's latest remarks urging the West to "drop its silly Atlantic solidarity" campaign.
"Our Serious and Disorganized Crime dossiers on Mr Putin are bigger than those of Tony Blair, the Pope and both the Clintons all rolled into one," top brass sources said today.
"Maybe not quite as large as those of Bushes Senior, Junior and Dick Cheney together.
"But Putin is still the top global menace as far as we are concerned.
"We've kept a pretty low profile about what we know about this Putin incarnation.
"But he should remember that every one of the psychotic sex offenders he employed in the West during the 1980s and 1990s is still on our "to do" list.
"We're just pretending they're of no or little interest at the moment.
"NATO deliniations have held firm about Russia and the fascist descendants of Joseph Stalin ever since the day Harry S Truman became 33rd President of the United States.
"Just ask any of that family today what their litigation files say about Putin!
"It's enought to make his great-grandfather Rasputin blush with shame!"