NATO members are shocked by Trump’s unfounded criticisms, numbers, and railing. "He is telling falsehoods!" "Making total distortions of nations and history!" "This is outlandish!"
Psst, don’t tell anyone: Putin hates NATO, and Trump’s Putin’s boy and Trump is reciting the Putin script.
Yeah, well, he’s doing exactly what he did during the presidential election: lies, distortions...
Daily watch the Great White Id
Huffing and puffing away.
He’ll gladly tell you what he did
To madly disrupt your day.
He tweets his Id thoughts from his Throne—
His petty gripes and “So unfairs!”
Civility he now bemoans
And offers us instead despair.
His Little Ids feed off his spew
And swallow every lie he tweets.
His policies the poor now screws—
(The same who sport their clean wh...
Warsaw, Poland - In opening remarks before a press conference in Warsaw today, U.S. President Obama took time to remind Americans that though their hatred for each other is "very real and probably implacable" it pales in comparison to the loathing pe...
Republican front-runner, Donald Trump, has revealed further plans relating to defense since announcing his intention to curb American commitment to the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
"NATO is just too expensive. If they want us, they can coug...
EURO -- Away on yet another taxpayer-funded trip, President Barack Obummer has taken a stronger stance than he has to date concerning the terrorist army ISIS that is committing atrocities at will throughout the Middle East and that recently beheaded...
The Miley Cyrus ban by the Dominican Republic is sidetracking the conversation at the NATO summit currently being held at the Celtic Manor Golf Resort in Newport, Wales, the home of the 2010 Ryder Cup won by Europe 14 ½ to 13 ½ when Hunter Mahan yip...
Newport, Wales - Lured no doubt by an impressive list of exclusive facilities the President of the United States will lord it over fellow NATO leaders this week after snaffling up the resort's best suites at the two day Welsh** summit's-gotta-give.
Spanish navy and survey vessels were given an ultimatum by U.S. and British Navy Chiefs this morning. They were told to observe International Maritime Law and allow the vessels to pass unhindered through the Straits of Gibraltar.
Chief of Navy S...
Scotsmen can defend themselves if they gain their "Freedom" in the referendum and no nuclear weapons will be allowed to park in Lochs or they will be clamped or towed away, a famous Scotsman said this morning.
The man, who is famous for being fe...
Warsaw - The head of NATO said today a Polish foreign minister's fellatio rant about pleasuring America reminds him of a joke he'd read on the internet.
Secretary General of the North Atlantic Trick-or-Treaty Organization Anders Fogh Rasmussen l...
Most of the Ukranian forces have pulled out of Crimea but one man remains, determined to hold his ground.
First Sergeant Ihor Rodchenko is the exception. Stationed a few miles out of the provincial capital, he defiantly maintains his post.
Brussels, Belgium - Belgian security service operatives said today a 'suspicious' package found on President Obama has proved entirely harmless despite an outwardly bulging initial appearance.
"Bum squad - uh, bomb squad! - detectives were summone...
A representative of Secretary of State Mr. John Kerry has emphasized that a "Serious series of severe situations has brought Mr. Kerry to the conclusion Russia must go. By Monday."
Further, Mr. Putin has badly underestimated the intentions of the...
Sargasso Sea - "At first we thought they were just spying on Roman Abramovich's girlfriend Dasha Zhukova sunbathing topless aboard the Hexclipse," a US Coast Guard source said this evening, "but hey, her tits aren't THAT great."
The news comes ami...
The US has sent warplanes to eastern Europe in response to Putin's charge into Ukraine. At last report, six F-16's were headed to Poland while six F-15s were to go to Lithuania. In all, a full dozen planes along with a few KC-135 tankers.
New instability in Syria and the Middle East means the Rock of Gibraltar still has a major part to play in military peace keeping operations in the Mediterranean. Additionally Spanish pressures on Sovereignty issues are being regarded as pointless an...
New York - A high level NATO source said today the NSA's surveillance of a rapacious EU satanic cult deserves the Congressional Medal of Honor and not rabid bad mouthing in the so-called liberal press.
"And that includes socialist Brits' horrible...
Washington AC/DC - "Uh, this sort of thing just doesn't go on in the United States," a Pentagon internal affairs spokesperson said this weekend as news of security raids across the Capital broke.
First up a 6am sweep of the Presidential potting sh...
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