Brussels - Top brass at a NATO summit have ordered the immediate destruction of a Syrian hangar suspected of shielding extraterrestrials involved in the Turkish F-4 Phantom downing.
The Krak Des Chevaliers air base has been widely reported of invo...
BERLIN - Anonymous sources close to Merkel report that she is brow-beating her staff for the correct word to describe what she wants to call the "Even More Unified European Union".
The penalty for being politically incorrect in word choice is un...
Chicago - According to our source, a low-level employee at the NATO venue, the leaders of the Western World have decided that they like Chicago, and plan to maintain a military presence so that they can continue to enjoy it in true peace and security...
London - Highly trained psychic worriers have broken through security barriers shielding the Prime Monster according to reports.
Late last night a crack NATO special combat squad penetrated microwave barriers protecting David Cameron and his Mrs...
FROM THE WHITE HOUSE: White House spokesman, Jay Carney, confirmed this morning that a NATO drone based at Offutt Air Base in Omaha, Nebraska, completed its intended mission by gunning down Isadore "Izzy" Grundfield as he entered his hog barn on a fa...
The forces of Gaddafi are holding out so long in Libya NATO has decided to take over the reins of Government and sort things out, all with a United Nations mandate to protect civilians.
'We have to protect civilians from people who haven't had exp...
London - Preposterous New Labour apparatchick (sic) Barrenness Ashton thinks she's a general fighting some sort of holy Blairite war.
At NATO HQ in Brussels intelligence chiefs have laughed themselves silly at news of an Irish Republican Army ploy...
TRIPOLI, LIBYA - A Tripoli military official said Wednesday that rebel forces had cornered Moammar Gadhafi in Bani Walid, a dusty city of 100,000 overlooking a dried-up desert river connecting Sirte and Sabha. But another senior official contended t...
Desert Retreat, Libya: Not since Steve Austin played a 'mere' $6 million dollar man, in the 1970s TV series The Six Million Dollar Man, has there ever been an attempt to remake that long running and popular series... That is until now!
They sear...
A jubilant David Cameron was scarcely able to contain his excitement earlier this morning during a press conference that had been hastily called to discuss the overthrow of Libyan dictator, Colonel Gaddafi.
The PM, flanked on either side by a claq...
Accusations of 'Mission Creep' are once again being aimed at NATO and its allies after news broke that the UK was to send 4 Apache attack helicopters to Libya.
Pro and anti Gaddafi commentators have expressed concern that this move presents a clea...
Sporting attractive new headwear, Colonel Gaddafi was seen at a press conference yesterday wearing a bejeweled red bandanna, that looked suspiciously like the one worn in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie by Johnny Depp.
While busy aski...
London - "It's a slim chance, of course, that the Colonel will now try nuking William's in-laws' pad in Bucklebury," an MoD bigwig told reporters this morning.
"But the last minute honeymoon switch was a no-brainer...and the weather's said to be l...
NATO has issued a strong condemnation of Libya's Colonel Gaddafi's use of bombs and weapons intended to cause death and injury amongst his own people.
Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen has accused the Libyan leader of "using underhand tactic...
Atlantic Ocean - (Lemuria Courier): Officially the fleet of three nuclear warhead-armed subs only exists in classified Pentagon disinformation files.
But round-the-clock covert surveillance of the ancient civilization hub has been busted open by W...
Twenty eight umbrellas will be providing protection for Nato countries as a shield against attack from disgruntled students, angry former civil servants and the Unite Union.
The trifling cost of this defensive shield will be $270 million. Downing...
Critics of proposed cuts in NATO funding have been told that Europe and the west can remain secure from Russian threat by spending pin money.
Major General Casper Dillinger-Bollinger, a senior NATO planner, moved quickly to allay fears that the de...
Washington AC/DC - (Mushroom Cloud Mess): The covert NATO operation saw Presidential nuclear launch codes confiscated on Special Counsel Ken Starr's advice, a new book published this week claims.
Clinton had been threatening to 'blow the whole god...