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Funny story: Spanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations

Spanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations

Spanish navy and survey vessels were given an ultimatum by U.S. and British Navy Chiefs this morning. They were told to observe International Maritime Law and allow the vessels to pass unhindered through the Straits of Gibraltar. Chief of Navy S...
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Funny story: Scotland Tells Obama That If They Get Freedom He Knows Where He Can Stick His Nuclear Arsenal

Scotland Tells Obama That If They Get Freedom He Knows Where He Can Stick His Nuclear Arsenal

Scotsmen can defend themselves if they gain their "Freedom" in the referendum and no nuclear weapons will be allowed to park in Lochs or they will be clamped or towed away, a famous Scotsman said this morning. The man, who is famous for being fe...
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Funny story: NATO chief insists 'it was just a quickie' despite Minister's 'We Gave America A Blowjob' quip

NATO chief insists 'it was just a quickie' despite Minister's 'We Gave America A Blowjob' quip

Warsaw - The head of NATO said today a Polish foreign minister's fellatio rant about pleasuring America reminds him of a joke he'd read on the internet. Secretary General of the North Atlantic Trick-or-Treaty Organization Anders Fogh Rasmussen l...
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Funny story: One Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea

One Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea

Most of the Ukranian forces have pulled out of Crimea but one man remains, determined to hold his ground. First Sergeant Ihor Rodchenko is the exception. Stationed a few miles out of the provincial capital, he defiantly maintains his post. The...
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Funny story: False alarm as Obama 'package' proves harmless

False alarm as Obama 'package' proves harmless

Brussels, Belgium - Belgian security service operatives said today a 'suspicious' package found on President Obama has proved entirely harmless despite an outwardly bulging initial appearance. "Bum squad - uh, bomb squad! - detectives were summone...
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Funny story: Kerry gives Russia until Monday to withdraw from Crimea, agree to the Victoria Nuland plan, and give up cabbage soup

Kerry gives Russia until Monday to withdraw from Crimea, agree to the Victoria Nuland plan, and give up cabbage soup

A representative of Secretary of State Mr. John Kerry has emphasized that a "Serious series of severe situations has brought Mr. Kerry to the conclusion Russia must go. By Monday." Further, Mr. Putin has badly underestimated the intentions of the...
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Funny story: NATO drones shadow Russian oligarchs' megayachts

NATO drones shadow Russian oligarchs' megayachts

Sargasso Sea - "At first we thought they were just spying on Roman Abramovich's girlfriend Dasha Zhukova sunbathing topless aboard the Hexclipse," a US Coast Guard source said this evening, "but hey, her tits aren't THAT great." The news comes ami...
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Funny story: US Sends Cold War Era Warplane Reminders to Putin

US Sends Cold War Era Warplane Reminders to Putin

The US has sent warplanes to eastern Europe in response to Putin's charge into Ukraine. At last report, six F-16's were headed to Poland while six F-15s were to go to Lithuania. In all, a full dozen planes along with a few KC-135 tankers. Anonymou...
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Funny story: New Syrian instability means Rock of Gibraltar is as strategic as ever to the west

New Syrian instability means Rock of Gibraltar is as strategic as ever to the west

New instability in Syria and the Middle East means the Rock of Gibraltar still has a major part to play in military peace keeping operations in the Mediterranean. Additionally Spanish pressures on Sovereignty issues are being regarded as pointless an...
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Funny story: NATO congratulates NSA for spying on EU paedo cult behind Enron, Lemon Bros, Madoff, etc, crash

NATO congratulates NSA for spying on EU paedo cult behind Enron, Lemon Bros, Madoff, etc, crash

New York - A high level NATO source said today the NSA's surveillance of a rapacious EU satanic cult deserves the Congressional Medal of Honor and not rabid bad mouthing in the so-called liberal press. "And that includes socialist Brits' horrible...
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Funny story: Pentagon rubbishes reports that 5-star NATO general is slumming it in grace 'n' favor White House mansion

Pentagon rubbishes reports that 5-star NATO general is slumming it in grace 'n' favor White House mansion

Washington AC/DC - "Uh, this sort of thing just doesn't go on in the United States," a Pentagon internal affairs spokesperson said this weekend as news of security raids across the Capital broke. First up a 6am sweep of the Presidential potting sh...
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Funny story: Illuminati scam to smash apart NATO and install daft socialist crone as head of EU army

Illuminati scam to smash apart NATO and install daft socialist crone as head of EU army

Belgium - A never-elected jobsworth currently Britain's High Representative to the European Union and head of the European External Action Service is being groomed to smash apart the 64 year-old military pact created to neutralize post World War II a...
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Funny story: Bankrupt fascist kleptocracy wins Noballs Piss Prize

Bankrupt fascist kleptocracy wins Noballs Piss Prize

Brussels - "I guess Barack O'Bummer set the bar so low that this year's gong had to be a walk-over," top NATO general Sir Monty Dambusta, VC and bar, said today as news of the award broke. Six decades of smoke 'n' mirrors bollocks have been lioniz...
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Funny story: NATO bid to nuke Syria's Krak Des Chevaliers UFO hangar

NATO bid to nuke Syria's Krak Des Chevaliers UFO hangar

Brussels - Top brass at a NATO summit have ordered the immediate destruction of a Syrian hangar suspected of shielding extraterrestrials involved in the Turkish F-4 Phantom downing. The Krak Des Chevaliers air base has been widely reported of invo...
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Funny story: Merkel in name search for German Empire

Merkel in name search for German Empire

BERLIN - Anonymous sources close to Merkel report that she is brow-beating her staff for the correct word to describe what she wants to call the "Even More Unified European Union". The penalty for being politically incorrect in word choice is un...
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Funny story: NATO leaders decide to keep Chicago

NATO leaders decide to keep Chicago

Chicago - According to our source, a low-level employee at the NATO venue, the leaders of the Western World have decided that they like Chicago, and plan to maintain a military presence so that they can continue to enjoy it in true peace and security...
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Funny story: NATO empaths penetrate Downing Street firewall

NATO empaths penetrate Downing Street firewall

London - Highly trained psychic worriers have broken through security barriers shielding the Prime Monster according to reports. Late last night a crack NATO special combat squad penetrated microwave barriers protecting David Cameron and his Mrs...
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Funny story: White House Confirms Kill Of Iowa Hog Farmer: Claims He Called President a "Dumb F..K"

White House Confirms Kill Of Iowa Hog Farmer: Claims He Called President a "Dumb F..K"

FROM THE WHITE HOUSE: White House spokesman, Jay Carney, confirmed this morning that a NATO drone based at Offutt Air Base in Omaha, Nebraska, completed its intended mission by gunning down Isadore "Izzy" Grundfield as he entered his hog barn on a fa...
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