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New vaccine against lesbianism soon to be available on the NHS

Funny story: New vaccine against lesbianism soon to be available on the NHS

The government plans to offer 14 year old girls vaccinations against the sexually transmitted disease: lesbianism, after research showed that as many as 1 in 8 women will have a homosexual experience at some point during their lives, in the UK. Th...

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Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs

Funny story: Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs

Bosses are urging male applicants to include details of participation in threesomes with two women, on their curricula vitae on the grounds that there is no greater achievement for a man. "We like our applicants to graduate with first class honour...

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The Meaning of Life Cracked by e-book Guru

Funny story: The Meaning of Life Cracked by e-book Guru

Christine Carter, author of a series of e-books aimed at helping desperate women get laid, has discovered the meaning of life and it can be yours for just $77 dollars a month. Only last year Carter cracked the secret psychology of all men, much to...

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Not having cancer leads to cancer, say experts

Funny story: Not having cancer leads to cancer, say experts

Scientists have identified one guaranteed precursor to cancer - not having cancer. "We examined 10,000 adults with cancer and found one overwhelming similarity within almost all of them - they used to be cancer free," explained Dr Thomas Statistif...

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Tooth fairy suspended pending police checks

Funny story: Tooth fairy suspended pending police checks

Children losing teeth will find no money under their pillows for many weeks as the government has ordered the tooth fairy to undergo police background checks before she can continue working with children. "Employees of all government funded organi...

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Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

Funny story: Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

The female pop star responsible for "I kissed a girl and I liked it" has been chosen to receive the next Vanguard award for her contribution to promoting equal rights for the LGBT community. Katy Perry reached the number one spot with her single a...

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Blogger without superiority complex publishes book

Funny story: Blogger without superiority complex publishes book

The Guardian noted Rob Bloggs, a construction worker and author of an online blog, as the only blogger in the world without an inflated ego and as a consequence, he has landed a book deal. Bloggs honestly believes that his thoughts and opinions ar...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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