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Space Aliens agree to pose for People magazine

Funny story: Space Aliens agree to pose for People magazine

Extraterrestrials have agreed to pose for an in-depth People magazine cover article this summer.

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American has mishap with goggle box

Funny story: American has mishap with goggle box

Visitor to Cape Breton by the sea, American businessman Heft Adar, suffered irreparable brain damage in his cottage sometime late Tuesday. Early Wednesday morning, Mr. Adar was found in his room in somewhat of a fog. The cottage housekeeper opened th...

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New sex symbols preferred

Funny story: New sex symbols preferred

Confusion over sexual identity symbols has grown over the last thirty years. A citizens committee comprised of poets, writers, actors and religious leaders has selected four symbols to convey sexual interest and affiliation.

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Clinton gets behind In campaign promises

Funny story: Clinton gets behind In campaign promises

Washington AC-DC (Kea Toff) - Sen. Hillarity Clinton (Female-Bitch party) has taken a manly stance in the battle for isometry for any and all fetishistic Americans. She vowed to totally trash the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't See, Do...

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New Galaxy Blew

Funny story: New Galaxy Blew

Astronomers have discovered the eccyesis of a new dark brown galaxy. Ron Maestros said it is really exciting to discover a new galaxy, especially a round loop galaxy of this kind. There will almost definitely be life according to the rich spectromete...

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Funny story: undergoes FCC probe after Writers Guild files complaint

While reputed internal problems of writer rivalry exist at, allegations of improper journalism have sparked an investigation into the actions of administrator Mark Lowton and the writing staff at

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US ponders use of punter to down satellite

Funny story: US ponders use of punter to down satellite

Punter, Jeff Feagles, is under serious consideration to punt down a crippled US spy satellite instead of the expected Navy shootdown. Feagles recently signed a two-year contract with the NFL champion New York Giants.

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Tree Strike Fells Logger Efforts

Funny story: Tree Strike Fells Logger Efforts

Northwester Tree Coalition stumps local logger teams efforts to operate in a safe manner with an all-out running protest. According to a federal forestry official the problems have just begun to take a toll on the lumber industry. Troy Serf says if t...

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Butter Trial Continues

Funny story: Butter Trial Continues

The international trial of Butter continues in the Netherlands. The Hague Commission repeatedly insist that Butter is guilty of killing millions knowingly by seeming so good while being so bad. The Criminal Tribunal has stated that Butter should be d...

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Lost Tooth Brings Millions

Funny story: Lost Tooth Brings Millions

Last month archaeologist Cage Lotharios was barely making it as a poor as dirt graduate student of Stanford University working in the field. This month he is looking into buying a Lexus and a house in Hollywood Hills.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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