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2009 FA Cup Final Sensationally Axed As Thieves Steal Wembley Stadium!

Funny story: 2009 FA Cup Final Sensationally Axed As Thieves Steal Wembley Stadium!

Police have sensationally cancelled this afternoon's FA Cup Final between Chelsea and Everton after it was discovered around 10.30 am this morning that thieves have stolen Wembley Stadium. The theft wasn't discovered until mid morning because the...

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The Morning After: With Losers Man United.

Funny story: The Morning After: With Losers Man United.

The general mood is sombre in the foyer of Del Pizzahuttio, the plush hotel Manchester United chose to stay in for the duration of their visit to Rome for The Champions League Final clash with Barcelona. At the large window next to the main entra...

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Manchester City In for £200m Terry and £2.99 Leeds Utd.

Funny story: Manchester City In for £200m Terry and £2.99 Leeds Utd.

Unconfirmed reports emanating from The City Of Manchester Stadium this morning suggest Manchester City are planning to follow up their attempts to sign Kaka from AC Milan with an audacious double swoop for Chelsea's penalty king John Terry and Leeds...

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Britain Joins Space Race - Tranny Van Set To Go To Mars

Funny story: Britain Joins Space Race - Tranny Van Set To Go To Mars

Britain has finally decided to join the international space race and is set to launch an ambitious manned fact-finding mission to giant red planet Mars. Legendary space pioneers Yuri Gagarin, Neil Armstong and Buzz Aldrin will soon be joined in the s...

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Wheels Discovered on Vehicle in Liverpool!

Funny story: Wheels Discovered on Vehicle in Liverpool!

Police were last night stunned after attending an incident in the outskirts of Liverpool where a vehicle was found to have all of its wheels on.

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Underpants Found Orbiting Jupiter!

Funny story: Underpants Found Orbiting Jupiter!

The Russian Space Probe Soyuz IV - currently on a mission to explore the surface of Jupiter - has instead discovered a pair of Underpants orbiting the giant planet!...

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Gay Shark Found In Flood Zone!

Funny story: Gay Shark Found In Flood Zone!

Police in Gloucestershire have been hit with yet another major headache after a group of swimmers-by near Tewkesbury spotted a hammerhead shark which local authorities believe to be gay.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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