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The dawn of a new era of tennis

Funny story: The dawn of a new era of tennis

The world of tennis has seen a breakthrough on the scale of NASA's landing on the moon and as noteworthy as the discovery of the double helix structure of DNA. Mats Wilander, most recently seen working for Eurosport at the French Open, announced the...

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I'm Going, Going Away, Away From Cali, Cali

Funny story: I'm Going, Going Away, Away From Cali, Cali

A judge in California has come up with a novel approach to dealing with the state's overcrowded penal system. Justice Anthony Kennedy is to sign papers that will release 143,000 prisoners back on to the streets and in to the community. In a speech...

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The Time For Change Will Come Later, For Now Just Hide The Old Git

Funny story: The Time For Change Will Come Later, For Now Just Hide The Old Git

President Barrack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama are due to arrive in London on Tuesday for a state visit that is to last three days. They are to stay as guests of Her Majesty the Queen at Buckingham Palace. Prince Philip, however, will be unava...

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Howard Caught in Ferguson's Webb

Funny story: Howard Caught in Ferguson's Webb

The Football Association may finally have to take action against Howard Webb after it came to light that his relationship with Utd manager Ferguson is closer than it ought to be. I was contacted by private investigators hired by an unnamed collec...

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The Celestial Thermostat Setting For Carnage

Funny story: The Celestial Thermostat Setting For Carnage

A distant planet that orbits a red dwarf star has revealed evidence so startling it has resulted in fashion and television personality Gok Wan and R 'n' B singer Chris Brown being hauled off to an underground prison. Government officials from both Br...

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Avram Grant Gets His Hammers In A Twist

Avram Grant was last night embroiled in a legal battle the likes of which this country has never seen. After West Ham's owner's David Short-And-Stubby and David Albino-Malnourished-Lion-Face made clear to Grant that his tenure had come to an end,...

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Pakistan No Longer Blue

Funny story: Pakistan No Longer Blue

Max Clifford has been called in to change Pakistan's global image. Clifford has been summoned following recent unrest due to the OBL debacle. The U.S claimed to have captured OBL in a house in Abbottabad and inadvertently killed him and dropped him o...

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When and where exactly was the grass greener?

Funny story: When and where exactly was the grass greener?

Ahead of Andy Murray's charge to inevitable victory in this summer's Wimbledon the sometimes British though primarily Scottish tennis star is showing the perfect form in the build up. Murray became the first player from these shores, since the la...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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