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American Terrorist: Tonight's Finale Pits Aafia Against Adam

Funny story: American Terrorist: Tonight's Finale Pits Aafia Against Adam

Capping off 9 weeks of intense competition between a bevy of hard-bitten amateur terrorists, it all comes down to this: Will Aafia Siddiqui, the ‘woman with a thous...

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Study Finds 'Blackie' Phenomenon

Funny story: Study Finds 'Blackie' Phenomenon

(RUTGERS) - You might call her Princess. She might even respond to "baby". But a new study by animal researchers here has found that the vast majority of American dogs will come when called 'Blackie'.

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Cheney Displays Trophy of Bush

Funny story: Cheney Displays Trophy of Bush

(WASHINGTON) - The President may show off Saddam Hussein's gun to White House visitors, but that's nothing compared to what Vice President Cheney keeps in a glass case outside his office.

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Satan raises gas prices to over $6 a gallon

In yet another sign of the end times, the Devil has raised gas prices to over $6 a gallon - just in time for the summer travel season. Speaking through his intermediary, Exxon/Mobile, the prince of darkness said, "Go on - drive like there's no tomorr...

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Dr. Phil Caught Snacking Between Meals

Funny story: Dr. Phil Caught Snacking Between Meals

(GRAND RAPIDS) - Daytime TV shrink and self-proclaimed diet guru Dr. Phil McGraw was caught shoving an extra large Chimmie-Cheez burrito with extra sour cream down his throat in the parking lot of a Grand Rapids mini-mart Friday morning.

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Playboy TV Offers 'Revolutionary' Service

Funny story: Playboy TV Offers 'Revolutionary' Service

Publisher's note: portions of the following article were not suitable for readers under the age of 18. They have been redacted by our editorial staff.

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Scientists find 'manager' gene

Funny story: Scientists find 'manager' gene

(BOSTON) - Scientists have isolated the gene responsible for manager-like behavior, according to a study to be published in next month's Journal of New England Medicine.

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Thousands of missing students found

Funny story: Thousands of missing students found

(KANSAS) - Acting on a tip from an observant parking lot attendant, authorities have located over 150,000 school-aged children who, apparently, were left behind.

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Jackson to auction face

Funny story: Jackson to auction face

ENCINO (CA) - One day after scientists in Louisville, KY announced plans to perform the world's first full-face transplant, a spokesman for Michael Jackson says the embattled pop star is putting his famous mug on the block for a cool $12M.

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GE eyes Buffett in takeover bid

Funny story: GE eyes Buffett in takeover bid

(NEW YORK) General Electric has announced its bid to acquire renowned investor Warren Buffett in a deal worth $47B. Buffett, whose net worth is estimated at $30.5B, would be exchanged for $6B in cash and $41B in GE preferred stock.

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"American Terrorist" Finalists Chosen

Funny story: "American Terrorist" Finalists Chosen

They started from a pool of 1,500 hopefuls, each one a hard-bitten terrorist living somewhere in the United States. They came from all over the world to compete, some with no visible means of support. Last night, after all the votes were tallied, on...

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Rumsfeld to be replaced by Evans

Funny story: Rumsfeld to be replaced by Evans

(WASHINGTON) Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld will be replaced later this summer by Commerce Secretary Don Evans, in a move White House officials are describing as a "routine rotation" of cabinet personnel.

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Most Poll Results Unreliable, Poll Finds

Only 1 in 7 Americans respond honestly to survey questions, according to a recent CNN/Gallup survey. Titled Telling the Truth: American Style, the study is believed to be the first of its kind.

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Cher Launches Her Very, Very Last World Tour

Funny story: Cher Launches Her Very, Very Last World Tour

A publicist for Cher says the 60-something pop star will kick off her final world tour with concerts in Sydney and Melbourne later this summer. Unlike her previous final world tours, the aging entertainer promises this one will truly be her last.

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US Transfers Sovereignty to Iraqi Shopkeeper

Funny story: US Transfers Sovereignty to Iraqi Shopkeeper

(BAGHDAD) In a stunning diplomatic move, the United States has transferred sovereignty of Iraq to a 67-year-old shopkeeper from Baghdad.

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McClellan and Senor to Wed

Funny story: McClellan and Senor to Wed

(WASHINGTON) Confirming rumors that have been swirling from the Beltway to Baghdad for months, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan and Coalition Provisional Authority adviser and spokesman Dan Senor acknowledged their plans to tie the knot la...

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McDonald's to provide Happy Meals to Abu Ghraib

(Oak Brook, IL) McDonald's Corporation (MCD) announced today that its subsidiary, MCD-Iraq, has been awarded a 2-year, $1.3 billion contract to provide Happy Meals to thousands of detainees at Abu Ghraib prison.

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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